A man in West Yorkshire called police to report that his girlfriend’s cat ate his bacon.
In the conversation between the caller and the operator, the caller claims that he would like to press charges. When the operator asked to clarify who he would like to press charges against – the girlfriend or the cat – the man replied, “Both of them”.
The operator simply explains that is not a criminal offense to eat someone else’s bacon and that his call was clearly not an emergency.
You can listen to the conversation here: