FIFO Worker Books Hooker, Which Turns Out to Be His Wife

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A man in Perth, Australia booked an online escort service for an evening and was very much surprised to find his wife show up as the hooker. He is now trying to get a refund for the money he paid to the escort company.

Peter Anderson, aged 40, is a FIFO (fly-in, fly-out) mine worker who works away from home for long periods of time. When the flight to his next job was delayed, his company put him up in a hotel not too far from his home.

Anderson stated: “I guess I could’ve driven the 45 minutes home, but seeing work was paying for the rooms for the night I thought I’d just get on the beers with the boys.”

After a few drinks, Anderson and his colleagues decided to splash out on an 2-hour escort service worth $1,600.

Imagine Anderson’s surprise, however, when the escort that showed up to his hotel room was his wife.

“At first when I saw her, I thought ‘holy crap I’m busted’, then I noticed she was quite literally dressed like a hooker,” Anderson claimed. “After a short domestic in the hallway she ended up staying the night and we even ordered in room service.”

Anderson isn’t quite sure how to feel about the whole situation but clearly wants his money back and will be making a claim based on false advertising, as the person who arrived was clearly not the 28-year-old lingerie model he thought he had booked.

He states: “Now, I know for a fact that she isn’t 28. I had to buy her tickets to a fucking Katie Noonan concert for her 30th, which was at least five years ago. I’ll never forget that experience. I’m also calling bullshit on the 6-8 dress size and any mention of her being interested in cooking and the outdoors.”

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