{"id":441,"date":"2015-08-05T10:58:10","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T10:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/?p=441"},"modified":"2022-10-25T17:24:41","modified_gmt":"2022-10-25T17:24:41","slug":"man-called-police-to-report-girlfriends-cat-ate-his-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/man-called-police-to-report-girlfriends-cat-ate-his-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Called Police To Report Girlfriend\u2019s Cat Ate His Bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man in West Yorkshire called police to report that his girlfriend\u2019s cat ate his bacon.<\/p>\n

In the conversation between the caller and the operator, the caller claims that he would like to press charges. When the operator asked to clarify who he would like to press charges against \u2013 the girlfriend or the cat \u2013 the man replied, \u201cBoth of them\u201d.<\/p>\n

The operator simply explains that is not a criminal offense to eat someone else\u2019s bacon and that his call was clearly not an emergency.<\/p>\n

You can listen to the conversation here:<\/p>\n

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A man in West Yorkshire called police to report that his girlfriend\u2019s cat ate his bacon. In the conversation between the caller and the operator, the caller claims that he would like to press charges. When the operator asked to clarify who he would like to press charges against \u2013 the girlfriend or the cat \u2013 the man replied, \u201cBoth of them\u201d. The operator simply explains that is not a criminal offense to eat someone else\u2019s bacon and that his call was clearly not an emergency. You can listen to the conversation here:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":442,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":444,"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions\/444"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oddballnews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}